two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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