yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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