Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
youre lurking in front of me
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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