Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
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you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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I licked your asshole in confidence.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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