he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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