i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
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my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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