Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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