I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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