did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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