i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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