i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
nutella sex= disaster
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
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You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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