he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
