In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Randomize
