I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I think a kid would responsible me up
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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