I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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