About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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