Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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