i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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