Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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