Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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