I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
This house was built for laser tag.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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