All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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