When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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