Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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