i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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