doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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