oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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