do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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