it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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