No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
K. On the way. I need a drink.
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Have we met?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
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we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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