You don't have asthma, your pregnant
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
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so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
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