Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
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He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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