I'm so fucking centered right now
I want to have your abortion
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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