Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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