turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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