real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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