fuck your aforementioned shoe
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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