"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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