He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Randomize
