it hurts more in the daytime
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
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He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
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I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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