Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Randomize
