I love black thongs
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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