Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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