The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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