:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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