Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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