I must be too annoying 4 u.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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