Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
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