Rock
Scissors
Fuck
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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