It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Randomize
