I CAN MOONWALK!
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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