I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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