i don't plan on having that self control this summer
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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