marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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