Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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