these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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