Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
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This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.